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Quick clips on socials. Detailed notes here: what it smells like, tastes like, feels like, and whether it’s worth your money.

Format: Flower / Pre-roll / Concentrate Tone: Straight talk Scale: 1–10

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Flower • [Brand / Cultivator] • Reviewed: Jan 12, 2026

8.4 Hogsquatch Score

Nose

Sweet pine + citrus peel, with a funky “wet forest floor” note (in a good way).

Flavor

Bright lime up front, then creamy herbal finish. Smooth if you don’t torch it.

Effects

Onset in ~5–10 min. Clean head lift → relaxed shoulders. Doesn’t glue you down, but it does quiet the brain. Great for late afternoon.

Value

Solid for the ticket if the jar is fresh. Would pay again if it’s under $40/eighth.

Best for

  • Creative chores
  • Social hangs
  • Stress reduction

Verdict

Buy again? Yes — if you like citrus/pine profiles and balanced effects.

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Pre-roll • [Brand] • Reviewed: Jan 12, 2026

7.6 Hogsquatch Score

Nose

Gassy pepper + faint cocoa.

Flavor

Starts spicy, ends earthy. Burn was a little fast.

Effects

Heavy eyelids, mellow mood, snacky. Good nightcap if you’re not chasing clarity.

Value

Decent convenience pick. Better when on sale.

Best for

  • Evening unwind
  • Movies
  • Sleep prep

Verdict

Buy again? Maybe — good effects, but I want a slower, cleaner burn.

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